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Sync and corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Don't crowd, and do
not, under any circumstances,

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sneeze on me.

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I will write you
up if you sneeze,

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or if you, in any way,
get me moist with your fluids.

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Please, step back,
there's plenty for everyone

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till we run out.

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Okay, I need to make sure
you swallowed that.

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Op... Thank you.

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Ah!

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I got mad control
over my epiglottis.

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Here.

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Trust me.
Have you been out there?

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I look like Michael Jackson.

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No, I...

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I think you've got
the wrong skin tone.

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I look like Michael Jackson.

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Whoo!

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Well, if it isn't Litchfield's
biggest celebrity.

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I don't know what that means.

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Excuse me?

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just
trying to stay healthy.

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Boyfriend wrote quite
the article about you.

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Larry?

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God,
is that the Times?

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Yep.

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He's in the Times?

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What did he say?

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He went on and on about your
enchanting little love story.

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May I read it? I mean, I can wait
until you're done, obviously.

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I had no idea that he would
actually make it in there.

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Looks like I've
already thrown mine away.

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Too much coffee irritates
the stomach lining.

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Trying to cut down.

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Inmate! Out of the trash!

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But I just need to get...
Out!

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Hey, there, baby bump.

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I can't give you
the cold medicine,

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but I have got some
menthol cough drops.

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Crap.
They're somewhere in here.

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I don't have a cold.

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Oh?

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That's good.
Is your back hurting again?

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I'm in labor.

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Oh, fuck.

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Morning, Red.

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If you're here to ransack
my kitchen again, go ahead.

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The shelves could
use a little dusting.

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Nah.

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I'm here to do you a favor.

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No, thanks.

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One of your little
adopted daughters

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woke up in full-tilt
withdrawal this morning.

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Withdrawal from what?

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My girls are clean.

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Hmm.

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Well, I guess this
one slipped in the mud.

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Now that her supply's
been compromised,

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little Tricia's got a mean
old case of the detox blues.

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Then it's your fault.
Your mess.

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You deal with it.

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Believe me,

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you do not want to see
how I would deal with it.

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Now, the prison doesn't need a case
of the junkie jitters on record,

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and I'm pretty sure
that you don't want

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people thinking
you've been a bad mommy.

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So you're gonna
walk her through it.

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Quietly.

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This whole time,
you've been giving it to her.

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Really, Red?

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At a time like this,
does that matter?

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I'll take care of it.

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I have eighty crates
of tomatoes rotting

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in a Bensonhurst warehouse.
Eighty.

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I lower prices, our
competition lowers prices.

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And like this Neptune has lost
three restaurants in three weeks.

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The men who run these restaurants,
maybe we meet with them, maybe you

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make deal to bid the lowest.

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It's not about the prices,
it's about the books.

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Right.

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We have to move
product regularly.

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Then, and only then,
we can explain other income.

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Maybe you're not
thinking big enough.

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Restaurants come and go, yes?

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Look at this place.

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Every week, we almost close.

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But not schools.
Not hospitals.

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Galina...

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All I'm saying is,

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you get something big,
something steady,

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like the Italians
have with the garbage,

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then you're not
out chasing bids.

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My father,
he sold candy out of a box.

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Every day,
up and down the street.

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He walked so much
he wore holes in his shoes.

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Until one day,
he passed by an army base,

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right after
the soldiers' lunchtime.

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And he realized
that all he had to do

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was stand there
and open his box.

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He sold out in minutes.

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So he did it again,
day after day.

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There were always soldiers,

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there was always lunch,

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and they always
wanted candy bars.

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No more holes in his shoes.

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I need more cream.

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Of course, honey.

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Got enough, bro?

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I wrote something in here.
Uh, a column.

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Look. Look, look.

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See that? That's me.

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I'm a writer.
No shit.

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Yeah.

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Arturo!

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Yeah?

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Dude right here's in the paper.

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What'd he do?

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Check it.
Says he wrote a column!

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For real?
Yo, that's sick, son!

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It is?

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Someday you're gonna write
the whole paper, bro.

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Okay.

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Yo, you on Facebook?

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Shit.

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Hello?

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An inmate from
Litchfield Federal Prison

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is attempting to contact you.

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To accept this call,
please press one.

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- Hey.
- Larry?

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I've got great news.

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Hi! I know.

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You know?

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Yeah,
your article came out today.

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Isn't it great?

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I mean, I wasn't expecting it,
but I got the call last night.

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So, apparently they
pulled Randy's story

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about, uh, the surge
in home breweries in Brooklyn

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because The New Yorker
is running one

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on the surge in home
wineries in Brooklyn.

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So they ran mine instead.

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That's great, honey.

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I know.
Everyone's been so positive.

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My high school English teacher
called my parents.

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Your brother, he sent me a picture
text of a thumbs up.

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Can you read it to me?

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Want me to read it?
I am going to read it.

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"One Sentence, Two Prisoners."

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That sounds like
"Two Girls, One Cup."

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No, it doesn't. This is
one, two, not two, one.

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And no one is
shitting in any cup, okay?

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I left that part out.
Your secret is safe.

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Thanks.

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Oh, hold on. Another one.

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Let's see what it says.
It's from Pete.

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Porn. He just... He sent porn.

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What is that? Is that porn?

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Oh...

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Oh, Maria might be in labor.

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What?

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Could you google
symptoms of labor?

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They're running bets.

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If I guess closest to the birth
time, I could win a Twix.

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I want to make
an educated guess.

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Isn't there a doctor in there?

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There's a nurse.

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He says that she's gotta
wait till her contractions

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are less than a minute apart
to go to the hospital.

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That's cutting it pretty close.
All right, here we go.

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Okay, if her cervix has softened,
she's definitely in labor.

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Larry, how am I supposed to
tell if her cervix is soft?

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Oh, wait. Crowning.
Let's look at crowning.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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Yeah.

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I'll definitely
send that to Pete.

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Speaking of whom, he is taking
me out for a drink tonight.

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Uh, Polly, too. And some other people.
To, uh, celebrate.

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Sounds like fun.

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Who else is going?

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I don't know. Polly made a
last-minute Evite so...

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So you're having a party.
An Evite equals party.

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Why didn't you just tell me you
were going to a party tonight?

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With all of our friends.

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You're not here to tell me I can't
wear brown shoes with black pants.

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It's pretty basic.

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I know. Still.

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I am really happy for you.

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This is a really big thing.

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And it deserves
to be celebrated.

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Yeah, okay.

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You're gonna have a great time.

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And you deserve that.

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And on my end,

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I have a really
strong shot at a Twix bar.

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It's a great day.

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Of course.

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I have to go to work soon.
Can you read me the article?

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The rest of the world got to
read your story before I did.

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Our story.

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Okay.

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Okay. Here it goes.

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"It always starts the same way,

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"with a latte
and a bacon scone.

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"And then I hit the road..."

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You gotta walk, honey.

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I'ma kill that motherfucker!
The nurse?

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My boyfriend.
And the nurse, too.

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Fuck him
and his fucking mother.

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Time?
It's the same.

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He said she cannot come back
until they're closer. I'm sorry.

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That maricon
wouldn't know labor

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if that baby popped out and
slapped him in the fucking face.

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Well, it's not him.
It's the rules.

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Well,
he's the face of the rules.

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Just keep walking, mami.
I'm gonna try.

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Here. Had to haggle with las
negritas, but I got it.

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Got what?

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To get Lucy coming out, they
made me eat a whole pineapple.

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But that's pineapple soda.

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You know, for my son, they told
me to play with my chichitas.

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You know, it just
gets the hormones going.

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You know, you gotta just twiddle them.
You wanna try it?

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Come on, less talking.
Just breathe.

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Okay. Come on.

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And then there were two.

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Where is everybody?

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They're sick. Pussies. I don't
believe in getting sick.

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Wow.

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Mind over mucous, huh?

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Yeah.

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That, and I stockpile
from commissary.

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I'm on a cough syrup cocktail

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that would make Lil Wayne
vomit in his dreads.

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New reading material.

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I'm assuming you're
both fluent in Hindi.

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I think there are pictures.

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There's a broken
dryer in the laundry room.

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Martha or Maddie or some shit.

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I can't keep track of the nicknames.
Just, uh, take care of it.

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How?

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Make it not broken.

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Man, I'm never
gonna get this shit.

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The label fell off.

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Guide to Bird-Watching.
Seven-hundreds?

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Five-hundreds.
That's science.

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But it's a hobby, though.

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A hobby about science.

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Okay.

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So, you gonna tell me
how it went, or what?

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How what went?

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Your bat mitzvah, bitch! What
do you think I'm talking about?

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I don't know. It went.

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A bunch of people I never met
looked at my case file.

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One guy had a beard.

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They asked you
a lot of questions?

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Not as many as you.

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All right, look.
I really appreciate

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you trying to
teach me all this,

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getting me assigned
and every...

259
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:00,699
Shh!

260
00:16:04,828 --> 00:16:08,414
Look, what I mean is,
if you don't leave,

261
00:16:08,665 --> 00:16:10,416
I'll just go right
back to clean crew.

262
00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:12,062
This your job.
I know you like it here.

263
00:16:12,168 --> 00:16:14,462
Don't nobody like it here.

264
00:16:17,215 --> 00:16:18,717
Your hair looked good.

265
00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:22,303
It did.

266
00:16:36,442 --> 00:16:38,362
Attention,
all personnel, be advised

267
00:16:38,403 --> 00:16:40,196
count is not clear.
Please conduct a recount.

268
00:16:42,407 --> 00:16:43,783
Hey, there.

269
00:16:44,534 --> 00:16:45,577
Hey.

270
00:16:46,202 --> 00:16:48,413
Hear you got
a broken appliance, ma'am.

271
00:16:49,163 --> 00:16:50,164
Yeah?

272
00:16:50,248 --> 00:16:53,000
A real rusty old thing
that needs fixing?

273
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:56,045
Oh, well, my husband isn't home.
He's got the checkbook.

274
00:16:56,128 --> 00:16:58,089
Hopefully there's
some way I could pay you.

275
00:16:58,256 --> 00:17:01,801
Well, I have been
feeling a little tense lately.

276
00:17:02,218 --> 00:17:05,680
Maybe if I stick my dick in your
mouth, it might help me relax.

277
00:17:05,805 --> 00:17:07,473
Oh, God. No, thanks.

278
00:17:07,766 --> 00:17:10,435
What? Too hetero?

279
00:17:11,686 --> 00:17:15,273
Okay. How about
"wrench in your twat"?

280
00:17:18,443 --> 00:17:20,779
All right. Well, the broken one's
over there, and her name's Myra.

281
00:17:20,904 --> 00:17:22,697
So you can stick
your wrench in her twat.

282
00:17:28,703 --> 00:17:30,622
I hate when she
sends The Quiet Storm.

283
00:17:30,747 --> 00:17:32,290
Can't she just come over
and tap you on the shoulder?

284
00:17:32,415 --> 00:17:36,795
She has an irrational fear of the spin cycle.
Won't step foot in here.

285
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:37,921
I'd better go.

286
00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:40,047
Yeah, well...
Mommy needs you.

287
00:17:40,131 --> 00:17:43,968
Can't be that serious. When it's
serious, she throws coconuts.

288
00:17:51,225 --> 00:17:52,226
Come on!

289
00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:03,529
You don't look
half bad in those.

290
00:18:07,659 --> 00:18:08,701
Thanks.

291
00:18:10,328 --> 00:18:12,037
You sure you know
what you're doing?

292
00:18:12,163 --> 00:18:13,498
I have no idea.

293
00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:15,082
Don't lie to me.

294
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:18,252
She made a mistake, okay?
She's 19 years old.

295
00:18:18,336 --> 00:18:22,173
I covered for her when she got here.
Hmm? Just like I did for you.

296
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,091
And I warned her if it ever...

297
00:18:24,175 --> 00:18:25,927
It's not like it's her choice.

298
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:28,972
I mean, she's an addict, all right?
She had a slip.

299
00:18:29,054 --> 00:18:30,473
We can help her.
Just give her a chance.

300
00:18:30,556 --> 00:18:33,768
No more chances. Two strikes,
that's what she gets.

301
00:18:33,852 --> 00:18:35,728
Russians don't play baseball.

302
00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:37,229
Jesus, with this shit.

303
00:18:37,355 --> 00:18:39,273
She needs to go down,

304
00:18:39,357 --> 00:18:42,485
and whoever she drags down
with her deserves it.

305
00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:49,033
You send her down the hill,
she's fucked, and you know it.

306
00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:51,035
Okay, you're
taking this personally.

307
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,037
It's not personal,
it's chemical.

308
00:18:53,162 --> 00:18:55,403
Drugs have a way of making you
do shit you don't wanna do.

309
00:18:58,042 --> 00:18:59,251
So do I.

310
00:19:07,969 --> 00:19:09,012
Okay.

311
00:19:16,352 --> 00:19:17,979
I look pathetic.
I'm aware.

312
00:19:18,062 --> 00:19:19,063
I wasn't laughing at you.

313
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:20,231
Right.

314
00:19:20,314 --> 00:19:21,941
Anyway,
significantly less funny

315
00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:23,735
than the time you
fixed our toaster

316
00:19:23,818 --> 00:19:24,986
with a hot glue gun.

317
00:19:29,532 --> 00:19:31,242
You wanna see something?
What?

318
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,369
Okay, so we don't just do
inmate laundry, right?

319
00:19:33,452 --> 00:19:34,495
Right.

320
00:19:34,579 --> 00:19:36,789
Some of the guards
drop off their clothes, too.

321
00:19:36,915 --> 00:19:38,457
So, Wanda Bell?

322
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,418
You might remember her as the
bloodsucking dragon-cunt?

323
00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:42,378
She works up front,
eats souls for fun?

324
00:19:42,461 --> 00:19:46,424
Every once in a while, we find a
pair of men's boxers in there.

325
00:19:48,217 --> 00:19:51,303
No big deal. Even Bigfoot's
gonna get laid sometimes.

326
00:19:51,637 --> 00:19:53,681
Except these boxers...
Oh!

327
00:19:53,765 --> 00:19:55,975
...have a name stitched on
them like he's a third grader.

328
00:19:56,434 --> 00:19:57,435
S. O'Neill.

329
00:19:57,810 --> 00:20:00,396
No!
The guard S. O'Neill?

330
00:20:00,479 --> 00:20:01,981
Drama!

331
00:20:02,106 --> 00:20:03,274
Where does that belly go?

332
00:20:03,399 --> 00:20:04,567
I don't know.

333
00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:05,651
Ooh!

334
00:20:05,777 --> 00:20:07,486
Hey! Y'all done having fun?

335
00:20:10,573 --> 00:20:12,575
We're just
getting started, bitch.

336
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:23,127
I should finish fixing that.
You want some help?

337
00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:26,464
No, that's really okay.

338
00:20:26,589 --> 00:20:28,215
I work these machines all day.

339
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:32,303
I saw Little Sarah get a shot for
helping Nicky hold a ladder.

340
00:20:32,386 --> 00:20:33,679
So?

341
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:36,975
You're laundry, I'm electric.
We're from different worlds.

342
00:20:42,187 --> 00:20:43,397
And I don't want any trouble.

343
00:20:43,815 --> 00:20:45,441
Oh, fuck her.

344
00:20:45,858 --> 00:20:49,320
I'm gonna help you,
no strings attached.

345
00:21:15,847 --> 00:21:17,348
How goes it?

346
00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:18,933
I've been better.

347
00:21:19,017 --> 00:21:21,310
If I tell you it gets easier,
does that make me corny?

348
00:21:21,435 --> 00:21:22,687
Makes you a liar.

349
00:21:25,189 --> 00:21:29,193
Yeah. Brought you some O.J.
Carton, not Simpson.

350
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:35,366
Man, this clinic my
mom dragged me to,

351
00:21:35,449 --> 00:21:37,326
they strapped me down
to a bed just like this.

352
00:21:38,703 --> 00:21:42,081
So the nurses hated me, 'cause
I kept makin' Exorcist jokes.

353
00:21:42,206 --> 00:21:44,375
"Your mother sucks cocks
in hell!"

354
00:21:45,459 --> 00:21:47,211
That shit never
gets old, right?

355
00:21:49,797 --> 00:21:51,674
I might actually be
lucky this happened now.

356
00:21:51,757 --> 00:21:54,426
Guards just think I
got the flu like everyone else.

357
00:21:54,552 --> 00:21:56,971
Well, in two days, you're gonna
be wishing you had the flu.

358
00:21:58,597 --> 00:21:59,974
I'm lucky you're here with me.

359
00:22:00,099 --> 00:22:01,433
Yeah.

360
00:22:01,559 --> 00:22:04,062
And I'll get through it.
I'll get back on track.

361
00:22:04,187 --> 00:22:05,730
They won't even
find out I was using.

362
00:22:05,813 --> 00:22:06,981
Yes, they will.

363
00:22:07,065 --> 00:22:09,567
Shit, no.
Girls got my back, right?

364
00:22:09,942 --> 00:22:12,361
I ain't never snitched nobody,
so who's gonna tell 'em?

365
00:22:13,445 --> 00:22:14,446
You are.

366
00:22:14,572 --> 00:22:15,573
What?

367
00:22:15,990 --> 00:22:18,826
Two strikes.
That's all you get.

368
00:22:20,203 --> 00:22:22,496
Red sent me. Says she
doesn't play baseball.

369
00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:25,624
I'm quitting, Nicky. Tell her that.
Don't make me go down there.

370
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:26,876
This isn't about you.

371
00:22:27,459 --> 00:22:31,296
Red's fighting a bigger fight.
Shit's changing around here.

372
00:22:31,422 --> 00:22:34,092
She is supposed
to take care of us.

373
00:22:36,510 --> 00:22:38,096
You're gonna get up.

374
00:22:38,179 --> 00:22:39,597
You're gonna walk down
to the CO's office...

375
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,639
Please.

376
00:22:40,765 --> 00:22:41,807
You're gonna tell
him you were using

377
00:22:41,933 --> 00:22:42,975
and throw yourself
on his mercy.

378
00:22:43,101 --> 00:22:44,810
They'll put me in the SHU,
and I'll die in there.

379
00:22:44,936 --> 00:22:47,105
You won't die, you'll suffer.

380
00:22:47,897 --> 00:22:51,692
And then you'll come back out.
Say what you need to say.

381
00:22:52,235 --> 00:22:54,486
You're supposed
to be my family.

382
00:22:56,614 --> 00:22:58,490
Not anymore.

383
00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:10,128
Nicky!
Nicky, no! No!

384
00:23:10,544 --> 00:23:13,547
Please. Please!
Please, don't go!

385
00:23:14,173 --> 00:23:15,800
Stop. Wait!

386
00:23:15,925 --> 00:23:17,468
Damn.

387
00:23:17,593 --> 00:23:19,137
Esta bien, okay?
Come on, mama.

388
00:23:19,262 --> 00:23:20,263
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
Almost there.

389
00:23:20,345 --> 00:23:21,513
All right.
You're doing great. Okay.

390
00:23:21,639 --> 00:23:22,807
Okay.

391
00:23:22,890 --> 00:23:23,933
Lie down.

392
00:23:24,016 --> 00:23:25,392
Oh, just my luck, right?
I go into labor

393
00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:26,894
the day
the fucking plague hits.

394
00:23:27,519 --> 00:23:28,759
They'll be here soon.
Just rest.

395
00:23:30,106 --> 00:23:31,607
You're gonna need your energy.

396
00:23:32,817 --> 00:23:35,111
You, quiet.
She's laboring here.

397
00:23:35,194 --> 00:23:36,654
Is the baby gonna
be staying with us?

398
00:23:38,489 --> 00:23:40,158
You see any babies around here?

399
00:23:40,283 --> 00:23:41,450
Besides you?

400
00:23:43,661 --> 00:23:47,999
I'll be back.
Breathe. Relax and breathe.

401
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:50,793
And if you feel like you
gotta go to the bathroom,

402
00:23:50,876 --> 00:23:52,170
that's the baby comin'.

403
00:23:52,295 --> 00:23:53,336
Huh?
Hold it in

404
00:23:53,462 --> 00:23:55,338
and pray it doesn't
turn out like that one.

405
00:23:56,339 --> 00:23:58,341
Okay? I'll be right back.

406
00:24:02,138 --> 00:24:05,141
Y'all are like a novela.
You know that, right?

407
00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:08,019
Y'all are like some
cautionary tale shit.

408
00:24:08,144 --> 00:24:10,813
You two should tour
high schools for abstinence,

409
00:24:10,896 --> 00:24:14,066
'cause a minute with you two
is better than Plan B.

410
00:24:14,942 --> 00:24:16,027
Whatever.

411
00:24:18,196 --> 00:24:21,324
If my daughter ever
talked to me that way...

412
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,618
If I ever talk
to her that way...

413
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,412
I mean, shit.
What's the point?

414
00:24:28,371 --> 00:24:31,667
This world is full enough with
bitches trying to kill you.

415
00:24:36,672 --> 00:24:39,884
The hospital van just parked.
Let's go have a baby.

416
00:24:43,888 --> 00:24:45,348
Okay, okay.

417
00:24:45,430 --> 00:24:46,431
Good, good, good. Okay.

418
00:24:48,517 --> 00:24:49,852
Oh, my God...

419
00:24:49,935 --> 00:24:52,063
All right,
let's get you to the van.

420
00:24:52,146 --> 00:24:54,023
Everything's going to be okay.

421
00:24:57,235 --> 00:24:58,569
Hey, uh...

422
00:24:59,237 --> 00:25:01,322
Okay, so be careful.

423
00:25:01,404 --> 00:25:03,574
Relax. I do this all the time.

424
00:25:04,407 --> 00:25:05,408
Why?

425
00:25:05,534 --> 00:25:07,286
Because it's fucked up.

426
00:25:07,410 --> 00:25:09,454
And when you work
with geniuses like I do,

427
00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:11,665
the motor gets
stuck all the time.

428
00:25:11,749 --> 00:25:12,875
Did you find it?

429
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,044
I don't know. I need a
little more light back here.

430
00:25:15,127 --> 00:25:16,754
Okay. How about that?

431
00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:18,881
Better.
Okay.

432
00:25:21,424 --> 00:25:23,261
So,
it looks like the safety lock

433
00:25:23,426 --> 00:25:25,263
is connected
with a blue wire...

434
00:25:25,346 --> 00:25:26,347
Okay.

435
00:25:26,429 --> 00:25:28,473
...to something back
there that's got, like,

436
00:25:28,599 --> 00:25:30,642
two screws
sticking right out of it,

437
00:25:30,768 --> 00:25:33,436
and it's right next
to this T-shaped thing.

438
00:25:36,232 --> 00:25:37,858
Oh, damn it!

439
00:25:37,942 --> 00:25:39,735
Shit!
Shit!

440
00:25:39,818 --> 00:25:41,237
I have to get more batteries.

441
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,613
Fuck! My glasses fell off.

442
00:25:42,738 --> 00:25:43,989
I'll be right back.

443
00:25:44,115 --> 00:25:46,491
I think I can
reach it if I could

444
00:25:46,617 --> 00:25:49,036
just angle my
fucking hand back there.

445
00:25:51,622 --> 00:25:52,831
What the fuck?

446
00:25:56,627 --> 00:25:57,962
What the hell are you doing?

447
00:25:58,045 --> 00:25:59,422
Who, me?

448
00:26:01,132 --> 00:26:03,717
I'm just getting started,
bitch.

449
00:26:16,188 --> 00:26:17,189
Oh...

450
00:26:17,982 --> 00:26:19,317
Fuck me.

451
00:26:25,697 --> 00:26:27,158
You wanted to see me?

452
00:26:28,451 --> 00:26:29,660
Patricia Miller.

453
00:26:30,244 --> 00:26:34,332
Trailer park all-star
with the classy neck tat?

454
00:26:34,415 --> 00:26:35,833
Oh, yeah.

455
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:40,671
She just got a 100 series shot
for a nasty case of the DTs.

456
00:26:41,005 --> 00:26:42,006
Wow.

457
00:26:42,089 --> 00:26:44,008
Hope they got a lot
of mops in the SHU.

458
00:26:45,676 --> 00:26:46,885
Did she say anything?

459
00:26:47,011 --> 00:26:48,679
She just cried and shook.

460
00:26:49,180 --> 00:26:51,765
Thing is,
she's been here 10 months.

461
00:26:52,850 --> 00:26:56,228
How come she doesn't go
cold turkey a while back?

462
00:26:57,646 --> 00:26:59,106
Something's been
getting in here.

463
00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:01,066
I always said,
when they first come through,

464
00:27:01,192 --> 00:27:03,110
we should check their
assholes thoroughly.

465
00:27:03,194 --> 00:27:07,614
If the wrong person realizes there's
product moving through this prison...

466
00:27:07,698 --> 00:27:10,742
It's one junkie.
It's an isolated thing.

467
00:27:10,868 --> 00:27:13,704
Oh, really?
I bet my balls we get 10 more

468
00:27:13,829 --> 00:27:16,207
sweating it out by
the end of the month.

469
00:27:19,626 --> 00:27:23,755
And if they turn up, the warden's
gonna want somebody's head.

470
00:27:25,383 --> 00:27:27,550
And it ain't gonna be mine.

471
00:27:28,802 --> 00:27:31,055
I'm sure it'll all be fine.

472
00:27:31,889 --> 00:27:35,558
Besides, whatever she was
doing clearly ran out, right?

473
00:27:36,268 --> 00:27:38,603
So you're good.

474
00:27:39,104 --> 00:27:41,857
Let's see how good
I am a week from now.

475
00:27:42,816 --> 00:27:44,735
I hope, for all our sakes,
you're right.

476
00:27:48,655 --> 00:27:51,242
And Mendez? Question.

477
00:27:51,867 --> 00:27:53,494
It's off-topic.

478
00:27:53,952 --> 00:27:56,539
I got a look in a bar
last night.

479
00:27:56,997 --> 00:27:59,375
This guy...

480
00:28:01,419 --> 00:28:05,797
The mustache. It hasn't become
like a gay thing, has it?

481
00:28:07,758 --> 00:28:09,843
No. Fuck, no. Gay!

482
00:28:10,802 --> 00:28:13,931
The 'stache is not for fags,
it's for fuckin' men.

483
00:28:14,056 --> 00:28:15,057
Yeah.

484
00:28:15,182 --> 00:28:16,141
It's fuckin' all-beef,

485
00:28:16,267 --> 00:28:18,477
fucking cunt-ramming awesome.

486
00:28:20,271 --> 00:28:21,439
Okay.

487
00:28:22,605 --> 00:28:24,275
Just checking.

488
00:28:32,157 --> 00:28:34,452
Oh, my God. Alex?

489
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,245
Get me out of here.

490
00:28:36,328 --> 00:28:39,831
What?
It's locked. Are you okay?

491
00:28:39,998 --> 00:28:41,041
No!

492
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:43,043
Maybe I can, uh...

493
00:28:44,336 --> 00:28:45,337
What the hell happened?

494
00:28:45,463 --> 00:28:46,630
It was that
fucking meth-head!

495
00:28:47,047 --> 00:28:48,840
Seriously?
Yes!

496
00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:50,934
I'm gonna go get help.
No, no, no! No, no, no!

497
00:28:51,676 --> 00:28:52,886
Just open the door.

498
00:28:52,970 --> 00:28:55,139
If they find out that I was helping
you, I'm gonna get in trouble.

499
00:28:55,222 --> 00:28:56,390
You said so yourself.

500
00:28:56,474 --> 00:28:57,558
You offered.

501
00:28:57,682 --> 00:28:58,809
Are you serious?

502
00:28:58,892 --> 00:29:00,978
I told you that
this was a bad idea.

503
00:29:01,103 --> 00:29:02,229
I did!

504
00:29:02,313 --> 00:29:03,522
Don't you do that!
Do what?

505
00:29:03,647 --> 00:29:05,566
That thing.
Like this is my fault.

506
00:29:05,649 --> 00:29:06,650
You know what I mean.

507
00:29:06,775 --> 00:29:08,402
Like you aren't
accountable for anything

508
00:29:08,527 --> 00:29:10,154
that ever happens
in your life, ever.

509
00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:12,679
Am I supposed to tell them that
I made you get into the dryer?

510
00:29:12,697 --> 00:29:15,200
No, I want you to get me out.

511
00:29:15,367 --> 00:29:19,413
Read that manual, unjam the
door, step the fuck up!

512
00:29:21,832 --> 00:29:23,208
Wait, Piper,
where are you going?

513
00:29:23,334 --> 00:29:24,376
I'm just gonna go...

514
00:29:24,502 --> 00:29:25,503
No! Don't you go!

515
00:29:25,628 --> 00:29:27,296
Don't you fucking leave me.

516
00:29:37,264 --> 00:29:38,432
Okay.

517
00:29:40,309 --> 00:29:41,352
"Okay," what?

518
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,691
I'm here.

519
00:29:54,615 --> 00:29:58,494
So, this is all of 'em, huh?
All the approved vendors?

520
00:29:58,577 --> 00:30:00,704
That's it.
Just those five.

521
00:30:01,288 --> 00:30:03,748
Nobody else gets
through this gate?

522
00:30:04,124 --> 00:30:06,210
No suspicious delivery guy,

523
00:30:06,335 --> 00:30:09,672
no shady-lookin' mook
in a fuckin' tampon truck?

524
00:30:09,963 --> 00:30:13,758
There's creepy linens dude,
and the dry goods lady,

525
00:30:13,925 --> 00:30:15,886
the vegetable people.

526
00:30:16,887 --> 00:30:20,516
Sounds like a horror movie, doesn't it?
The Vegetable People?

527
00:30:20,599 --> 00:30:25,937
Like a giant celery serial
killer, carrying a machete,

528
00:30:26,063 --> 00:30:30,526
or broccoli lightin'
shit up with a flame-thrower.

529
00:30:32,403 --> 00:30:35,239
"Who's a smoothie,
now, bitches?"

530
00:30:38,701 --> 00:30:40,077
Asshole.

531
00:30:41,078 --> 00:30:42,371
Shit's funny.

532
00:30:43,163 --> 00:30:44,323
It's almost count time.

533
00:30:44,331 --> 00:30:45,374
I know. I know.

534
00:30:45,790 --> 00:30:47,167
I'm pretty sure
I'm suffocating.

535
00:30:48,210 --> 00:30:49,712
Ow!

536
00:30:50,671 --> 00:30:52,172
Loud.
Sorry.

537
00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:57,969
So, what,
Nicky never came back?

538
00:30:58,554 --> 00:31:01,306
Your girlfriend? No.

539
00:31:03,475 --> 00:31:04,435
My girlfriend?

540
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,561
Yeah.

541
00:31:06,228 --> 00:31:07,812
What's that supposed to mean?

542
00:31:07,938 --> 00:31:09,565
Nothing. Never mind.

543
00:31:09,648 --> 00:31:10,899
No, what do you mean by that?

544
00:31:11,024 --> 00:31:12,276
I said, nothing.
I said, never mind.

545
00:31:12,359 --> 00:31:14,319
What, you expect me to wait
for you to come around?

546
00:31:14,945 --> 00:31:16,739
Come around?
Yeah.

547
00:31:16,821 --> 00:31:19,700
As in "get back
together" come around?

548
00:31:19,824 --> 00:31:21,619
Are you kidding me?

549
00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:24,455
I'm engaged.
Right.

550
00:31:25,456 --> 00:31:27,958
You know what?
Do not confuse this.

551
00:31:28,959 --> 00:31:34,839
Maybe, just maybe, we will
get friendly again. Maybe.

552
00:31:34,965 --> 00:31:36,800
We were never friends, Piper.
We weren't...

553
00:31:36,925 --> 00:31:39,303
No. Not for a second.

554
00:31:40,137 --> 00:31:43,766
I loved you,
I loved having sex with you.

555
00:31:48,061 --> 00:31:50,814
And more importantly, I am not
suggesting that I want you back,

556
00:31:50,939 --> 00:31:52,316
you Park Slope narcissist.

557
00:31:52,399 --> 00:31:56,069
I mean for you to come around
like an actual human being.

558
00:31:56,153 --> 00:31:58,863
And not with some
hollow bullshit apology,

559
00:31:58,989 --> 00:32:02,785
or that cute little sad face that
might work on your fucking boyfriend.

560
00:32:04,035 --> 00:32:05,496
I've been waiting
for you to come around,

561
00:32:05,621 --> 00:32:06,997
and treat me like
an actual human being

562
00:32:07,122 --> 00:32:09,667
and realize what a fucking
horse's ass you've been.

563
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:11,001
I've been a horse's ass?

564
00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:12,336
Fuck, yeah!

565
00:32:12,419 --> 00:32:14,921
Fuck you! And this dryer!

566
00:32:15,005 --> 00:32:19,551
This fucking shitty
piece of goddamn dryer!

567
00:32:20,927 --> 00:32:21,970
Dryer!

568
00:32:23,764 --> 00:32:25,432
So abusive.

569
00:32:26,391 --> 00:32:29,227
Maybe if you tried
talking nice to it,

570
00:32:29,353 --> 00:32:34,525
or, uh, if you took your top
off and rubbed up against it.

571
00:32:34,650 --> 00:32:36,485
Might, uh, pop open then,
right, huh?

572
00:32:38,529 --> 00:32:39,697
Shit.

573
00:32:45,786 --> 00:32:47,037
What the hell's going on?

574
00:32:47,329 --> 00:32:48,372
Fuck.

575
00:32:51,208 --> 00:32:52,793
Where was it we're going?

576
00:32:52,876 --> 00:32:54,919
Wherever I tell you to go.

577
00:32:56,046 --> 00:33:00,718
Okay. It's just, I'm not supposed
to be this far from camp.

578
00:33:02,135 --> 00:33:05,806
You're not supposed to wear that
pretty whore lipstick either,

579
00:33:06,598 --> 00:33:07,850
but you do, don't ya?

580
00:33:18,068 --> 00:33:19,277
Yeah, stop here.

581
00:33:23,281 --> 00:33:24,949
Shut the car off.

582
00:33:37,003 --> 00:33:38,839
The old Moscow mule.

583
00:33:39,923 --> 00:33:40,965
Red?

584
00:33:41,091 --> 00:33:43,009
She's got a way of
bringing stuff in.

585
00:33:44,010 --> 00:33:47,848
It's not really up to code.
Do you know what I mean?

586
00:33:48,139 --> 00:33:49,433
No.

587
00:33:49,850 --> 00:33:52,102
I need to know how.

588
00:33:55,564 --> 00:33:57,691
I don't know what
you're talking about.

589
00:33:57,775 --> 00:34:00,485
I drive, I don't work kitchen.

590
00:34:00,611 --> 00:34:03,280
I know. You're afraid of her.

591
00:34:06,825 --> 00:34:10,704
Shit,
I don't blame you.

592
00:34:11,789 --> 00:34:14,124
But you know what?

593
00:34:17,628 --> 00:34:23,634
There are things out here much worse
than some scary Russian bitch.

594
00:34:29,139 --> 00:34:31,975
I'm gonna ask you again.
Nicely.

595
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:38,774
And then the third time,
it's not gonna be very nice.

596
00:34:40,734 --> 00:34:41,985
For you.

597
00:34:45,238 --> 00:34:46,657
I told you.

598
00:34:47,950 --> 00:34:50,076
I don't know what she does.

599
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,830
I drive,
and I do what I need to do.

600
00:34:56,458 --> 00:35:00,671
And I can't help you
'cause I really don't know.

601
00:35:03,089 --> 00:35:06,092
So you do whatever.

602
00:35:08,303 --> 00:35:11,181
I can't tell you
what I don't know.

603
00:35:26,905 --> 00:35:28,907
Start the car, inmate.

604
00:35:29,199 --> 00:35:31,201
You're too far from camp.

605
00:35:38,082 --> 00:35:41,503
I mean, what
exactly were you two doing?

606
00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:42,546
When I got there,

607
00:35:42,671 --> 00:35:44,923
the blonde one was screaming and
the hot one was stuck inside.

608
00:35:45,048 --> 00:35:46,216
The hot one?
The hot one?

609
00:35:48,802 --> 00:35:50,595
You can go, Luchek.

610
00:35:51,221 --> 00:35:53,932
Okay.
And it's, uh, Luschek.

611
00:35:55,726 --> 00:35:57,561
Like a "loose check."

612
00:36:00,063 --> 00:36:03,191
How long have I
worked here, man? God!

613
00:36:04,359 --> 00:36:05,360
Mr. Healy, it was...
I asked her.

614
00:36:06,570 --> 00:36:07,691
No, I...
Look, I volunteered.

615
00:36:07,696 --> 00:36:08,655
No, no, no.
I asked her.

616
00:36:08,739 --> 00:36:09,907
She works in the laundry room,

617
00:36:10,032 --> 00:36:12,534
so I figured she knew more
about the machines than I did.

618
00:36:12,617 --> 00:36:16,413
I know that I wasn't
supposed to, but I did.

619
00:36:16,747 --> 00:36:18,206
This is my fault.
No. Mr. Healy...

620
00:36:18,331 --> 00:36:19,499
Now, just shut up.

621
00:36:24,046 --> 00:36:28,466
A couple of years ago, we found two
women naked from the waist down,

622
00:36:28,592 --> 00:36:31,762
sitting on those dryers
for their own enjoyment.

623
00:36:34,264 --> 00:36:36,945
You wouldn't happen to have been
doing anything like that, would you?

624
00:36:38,268 --> 00:36:39,728
I'm more of
a dishwasher kind of gal, sir.

625
00:36:42,313 --> 00:36:44,148
What?
Nothing.

626
00:36:50,822 --> 00:36:52,449
Glad you're making
new friends, Chapman.

627
00:36:53,742 --> 00:36:54,952
I'm writing you both a shot.

628
00:36:55,035 --> 00:36:56,870
Now get the hell
out of my office.

629
00:37:00,665 --> 00:37:02,042
Chapman.

630
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,212
You think if I wrote stories about
you, I might make the papers?

631
00:37:08,048 --> 00:37:11,009
'Cause I'm gathering
a nice collection here.

632
00:37:15,722 --> 00:37:19,434
Due to repairs, clean
clothes can be picked up tomorrow.

633
00:37:29,945 --> 00:37:32,656
Whoa. You moved her in?
The fuck is she doing?

634
00:37:32,739 --> 00:37:36,242
What I told her to do.
And watch your tone.

635
00:37:36,326 --> 00:37:38,161
It's my bunk, too.
I get no say in this?

636
00:37:38,286 --> 00:37:40,998
No one gets a say. She was
assigned by her counselor.

637
00:37:41,123 --> 00:37:42,204
And she'll be good for you.

638
00:37:42,290 --> 00:37:43,625
She never talks.

639
00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,127
You might learn something.

640
00:37:49,714 --> 00:37:51,382
I've got friends
of my own, you know.

641
00:37:51,508 --> 00:37:52,592
There's other people
in this prison,

642
00:37:52,676 --> 00:37:54,636
not just the ones who drink
your goddamn Kool-Aid.

643
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,807
Are you finished? You're
starting to sound finished.

644
00:38:06,731 --> 00:38:08,066
What, huh?

645
00:38:18,869 --> 00:38:19,995
We had fun as usual.

646
00:38:21,163 --> 00:38:22,413
It couldn't be any other way.

647
00:38:24,332 --> 00:38:26,543
The music was beautiful,
the weather was great.

648
00:38:27,669 --> 00:38:29,046
We had a lot of fun.

649
00:38:30,797 --> 00:38:32,256
Dimitri. So good to see you.

650
00:38:32,382 --> 00:38:33,675
Good to see you too.

651
00:38:34,759 --> 00:38:36,386
I didn't know to expect you.

652
00:38:36,469 --> 00:38:39,764
Wait a minute, you've got to have some
Khalva back there or something, no?

653
00:38:39,890 --> 00:38:43,727
Something sweet for us?
To go with the coffee?

654
00:38:52,485 --> 00:38:53,611
Of course.

655
00:38:53,862 --> 00:38:55,822
I'll do it now, right away.

656
00:39:01,828 --> 00:39:06,290
Anyway, our guy looked into the
government contracts thing.

657
00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:07,542
Schools, hospitals.

658
00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:08,793
Yeah?

659
00:39:08,919 --> 00:39:10,921
Looks like we'll be able
to work something out.

660
00:39:18,386 --> 00:39:22,432
To this motherfucking
wanker right here.

661
00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:23,808
Here we go.

662
00:39:23,934 --> 00:39:28,646
To the first of many articles in
world-class publishing and the like.

663
00:39:28,939 --> 00:39:33,317
After this comes the book deal,
and then the movie deal,

664
00:39:33,610 --> 00:39:37,822
and then the inevitable
sexual harassment scandal.

665
00:39:40,825 --> 00:39:42,619
Big-time newspaperman.

666
00:39:43,954 --> 00:39:44,913
Salud!

667
00:39:44,996 --> 00:39:45,997
Salud!

668
00:39:46,248 --> 00:39:47,498
Cheers.
Salud.

669
00:39:47,624 --> 00:39:48,792
Cheers.

670
00:39:50,418 --> 00:39:52,587
Thank you. Thank you, guys.

671
00:39:53,755 --> 00:39:54,923
Mmm.

672
00:40:00,011 --> 00:40:01,345
It's my shout.

673
00:40:02,889 --> 00:40:04,224
You having an okay time?

674
00:40:05,391 --> 00:40:09,520
What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.

675
00:40:11,773 --> 00:40:15,277
This is great.
Really, Polly, thank you.

676
00:40:15,359 --> 00:40:17,279
This is awesome.

677
00:40:17,361 --> 00:40:19,489
It must be hard without her.

678
00:40:19,572 --> 00:40:20,615
You have no idea.

679
00:40:20,698 --> 00:40:22,242
She'd want you to have
a good time, I'm sure.

680
00:40:22,325 --> 00:40:23,827
Yeah, I know.

681
00:40:23,910 --> 00:40:25,829
Doesn't make it any easier, though.
Right.

682
00:40:25,912 --> 00:40:27,330
Probably makes it harder.

683
00:40:27,455 --> 00:40:28,873
Bingo.

684
00:40:31,501 --> 00:40:34,087
I know I should be
feeling thrilled right now.

685
00:40:34,712 --> 00:40:39,467
I'm in print, I'm young-ish.

686
00:40:40,302 --> 00:40:43,554
And I'm healthy. Also "ish."

687
00:40:45,473 --> 00:40:51,562
I'm alive. I'm a living, breathing
thing, and it's really...

688
00:40:51,688 --> 00:40:53,857
It's overwhelming
how lucky I am.

689
00:40:55,608 --> 00:40:59,112
But yet every night
I go to bed,

690
00:40:59,946 --> 00:41:01,739
and I have this
gnawing feeling.

691
00:41:01,865 --> 00:41:04,742
Like what I've
got is not enough.

692
00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:07,980
And every morning I wake up
thinking the feeling'll be gone,

693
00:41:08,038 --> 00:41:10,915
but it's not.

694
00:41:13,584 --> 00:41:16,713
Does that make me a selfish,

695
00:41:16,796 --> 00:41:20,717
fucking ungrateful douche bag?

696
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,012
Larry, honey...

697
00:41:24,095 --> 00:41:25,096
Hmm?

698
00:41:25,722 --> 00:41:26,973
Take me to the hospital.

699
00:41:27,557 --> 00:41:29,726
Now? Now?
Now.

700
00:41:31,769 --> 00:41:33,688
This fiance of yours...

701
00:41:33,938 --> 00:41:35,481
Hmm?

702
00:41:36,149 --> 00:41:38,235
What's it like when
he comes to visit?

703
00:41:38,693 --> 00:41:40,028
It's good.

704
00:41:44,699 --> 00:41:46,243
It's weird.

705
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:54,084
Sometimes it feels like
there's never enough time,

706
00:41:55,585 --> 00:41:57,420
and then sometimes

707
00:41:58,755 --> 00:42:00,840
it feels like

708
00:42:00,924 --> 00:42:04,344
there's actually too much.

709
00:42:04,761 --> 00:42:05,970
What do you mean by that?

710
00:42:06,137 --> 00:42:09,473
There's no menu, or basket
of bread on the table,

711
00:42:10,433 --> 00:42:12,227
or TV to glance at.

712
00:42:13,311 --> 00:42:17,357
It's just us,
looking at each other,

713
00:42:17,732 --> 00:42:19,442
which can be great.

714
00:42:20,902 --> 00:42:22,528
And it should be.

715
00:42:24,655 --> 00:42:26,324
But sometimes...

716
00:42:30,787 --> 00:42:33,581
You just need to look away.

717
00:42:38,295 --> 00:42:41,589
Someone told me that you
never have had a visitor.

718
00:42:44,508 --> 00:42:46,303
Can I ask why?

719
00:42:53,643 --> 00:42:55,979
I guess I just
had to look away.

720
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,323
Larry?

721
00:43:07,324 --> 00:43:09,326
Hey. I'm just relaxing,
being normal.

722
00:43:09,451 --> 00:43:10,534
Reading about, uh...

723
00:43:12,787 --> 00:43:16,291
Piper, that's my rinsing cup. Piper,
you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup.

724
00:43:16,374 --> 00:43:17,875
Well, you put your
pee stick in my vagina.

725
00:43:18,001 --> 00:43:19,521
And that's why
we're in this situation.

726
00:43:19,585 --> 00:43:22,880
I love it when you call my
mighty staff a pee stick.

727
00:43:25,967 --> 00:43:27,927
I think I might want it.

728
00:43:29,887 --> 00:43:31,514
My mighty staff?

729
00:43:33,850 --> 00:43:35,143
Piper, there is no "it" yet.

730
00:43:35,226 --> 00:43:36,811
I know. But if there is...

731
00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:41,732
You're going to prison
in three months.

732
00:43:41,858 --> 00:43:43,738
I know. I could be pregnant
while I'm in prison.

733
00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:45,403
What else am I
gonna be doing in there?

734
00:43:45,528 --> 00:43:48,031
How did we go from
not talking about kids at all

735
00:43:48,156 --> 00:43:49,366
to starting a prison family?

736
00:43:49,532 --> 00:43:51,813
People are always saying that
there's never a perfect time.

737
00:43:51,868 --> 00:43:55,746
Okay, I'm not sure that
our current situation applies here.

738
00:43:58,875 --> 00:44:00,960
Are we at least gonna
talk about other options?

739
00:44:03,046 --> 00:44:04,047
You mean...

740
00:44:04,630 --> 00:44:07,300
It's not Voldemort.
You can say it. Abortion.

741
00:44:07,884 --> 00:44:08,885
Oh.

742
00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:12,514
Look, not... Okay, not that
I'd insist, Piper. Okay? I...

743
00:44:13,306 --> 00:44:16,309
Your body, yourself.
It's a wonderland.

744
00:44:16,393 --> 00:44:17,894
I just...

745
00:44:19,145 --> 00:44:21,481
I'm just... I'm still
stuck in the mindset

746
00:44:21,564 --> 00:44:24,025
that I've been in
for so long. I don't...

747
00:44:24,234 --> 00:44:26,694
Like when Polly
and Pete told us,

748
00:44:27,404 --> 00:44:30,240
I felt panicked for them
before I remembered

749
00:44:30,365 --> 00:44:32,166
that people actually want
to get pregnant now.

750
00:44:32,242 --> 00:44:34,202
So you're saying
that you don't want it.

751
00:44:35,578 --> 00:44:38,206
I want to have a family with you, Piper.
Of course.

752
00:44:38,289 --> 00:44:40,791
So, listen. You know
all those conversations

753
00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:45,588
that we've had about making
my time in there meaningful?

754
00:44:47,507 --> 00:44:50,801
Well, we could, we could
start a new future now,

755
00:44:50,927 --> 00:44:51,928
instead of waiting.

756
00:44:53,846 --> 00:44:55,806
Piper,
the baby would come home,

757
00:44:55,932 --> 00:44:57,934
and you would still be in jail.

758
00:45:00,602 --> 00:45:03,940
Let's see what the pee stick
has to say about this.

759
00:45:14,784 --> 00:45:16,160
I feel sad.

760
00:45:18,538 --> 00:45:20,373
I feel sad that you feel sad.

761
00:45:30,341 --> 00:45:33,635
He's beautiful.
I mean, I don't know.

762
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,222
That's what you're supposed to say, right?
It's a baby.

763
00:45:36,306 --> 00:45:37,466
You have to say it's amazing.

764
00:45:37,474 --> 00:45:38,682
I mean, you can't say,

765
00:45:38,808 --> 00:45:40,642
"It's amazing how much he
looks like John Goodman."

766
00:45:40,726 --> 00:45:42,979
Okay, so tell me everything.
From the very beginning.

767
00:45:43,104 --> 00:45:44,147
You got Polly into the...

768
00:45:44,230 --> 00:45:45,898
I got Polly in,
she's changing into her gown,

769
00:45:45,982 --> 00:45:47,108
and she's like,
"Where's Pete?" Yes.

770
00:45:47,191 --> 00:45:48,318
"Where the hell is Pete?"

771
00:45:48,401 --> 00:45:51,404
So I go out and he's not in the
waiting room, he's not in the lobby.

772
00:45:51,488 --> 00:45:54,740
I look outside. He is...
He's on the ground, Piper.

773
00:45:54,824 --> 00:45:57,785
He's on the fucking pavement,
wrestling with the cab driver.

774
00:45:57,910 --> 00:45:59,078
Jesus!

775
00:45:59,203 --> 00:46:00,330
Yeah. He left his
credit card at the bar.

776
00:46:00,455 --> 00:46:03,665
And I can't pay the guy, 'cause of
course Pete had done his whole,

777
00:46:03,791 --> 00:46:06,294
you know, "Don't bring a cent.
Your money's no good here.

778
00:46:06,377 --> 00:46:07,629
"Tonight is your night, mate,"

779
00:46:07,711 --> 00:46:11,007
so I had to let the guy run the
meter until Polly's dad got there.

780
00:46:11,090 --> 00:46:14,135
And Polly's dad
rolled his eyes, 'cause...

781
00:46:14,218 --> 00:46:15,803
Of course he rolled
his fucking eyes!

782
00:46:15,886 --> 00:46:18,014
And I'm like, "P.S., dickhead,
I just saved your grandchild

783
00:46:18,139 --> 00:46:20,016
"from being born
on a gin-soaked

784
00:46:20,183 --> 00:46:22,018
"shuffleboard table.
You're welcome."

785
00:46:22,143 --> 00:46:23,685
Did she get the extra stitch?

786
00:46:24,854 --> 00:46:25,938
I don't know what that is.

787
00:46:26,022 --> 00:46:28,107
But everyone was
asking about you, Pipes.

788
00:46:28,191 --> 00:46:29,984
I mean, everyone at the bar.

789
00:46:30,067 --> 00:46:32,570
Literally every
chance they got.

790
00:46:32,694 --> 00:46:34,280
People like you, Piper Chapman.

791
00:46:35,697 --> 00:46:36,866
Even people that
haven't met you.

792
00:46:36,949 --> 00:46:39,327
One of Polly's friends? She said
she felt like she knows you

793
00:46:39,410 --> 00:46:41,454
because of how well
I captured your spirit.

794
00:46:45,041 --> 00:46:46,834
She doesn't know me.

795
00:46:49,879 --> 00:46:52,423
That girl that you wrote about?
That's not me.

796
00:46:52,549 --> 00:46:53,883
What do you mean?

797
00:46:59,013 --> 00:47:00,390
Nothing.

798
00:47:03,393 --> 00:47:06,145
Do you think that I'm a
narcissist or a horse's ass?

799
00:47:06,229 --> 00:47:09,731
What? No, of course not.
Why would you say that?

800
00:47:13,069 --> 00:47:14,820
I missed your party.

801
00:47:17,739 --> 00:47:20,368
I couldn't get the dryer open.

802
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,581
And I wasn't there when my
best friend had her baby.

803
00:47:26,499 --> 00:47:28,251
It's just shitty.

804
00:47:31,879 --> 00:47:33,089
I know.

805
00:48:06,330 --> 00:48:07,373
I got her.

806
00:48:16,132 --> 00:48:18,217
Come on, honey.
You're not alone.

807
00:48:56,088 --> 00:48:57,548
This room is for prayer.

808
00:48:57,674 --> 00:48:58,966
Never heard of it.

809
00:49:00,593 --> 00:49:01,885
We need to talk.

810
00:49:06,932 --> 00:49:09,185
Heard about your old roommate.

811
00:49:09,268 --> 00:49:11,895
Sent down to seg,
and an extended sentence.

812
00:49:12,021 --> 00:49:13,356
It's a raw deal.

813
00:49:14,148 --> 00:49:15,232
Yeah.

814
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,612
I got a couple questions
that I need to ask you.

815
00:49:19,696 --> 00:49:21,698
I think you may know
the answers to 'em.

816
00:49:21,823 --> 00:49:24,950
About Red and the way
that she runs her business.

817
00:49:31,415 --> 00:49:34,210
And I would think that a smart,
savvy person like yourself

818
00:49:34,335 --> 00:49:35,712
would know an opportunity...

819
00:49:35,795 --> 00:49:37,254
Neptune's Produce.

820
00:49:37,463 --> 00:49:39,716
You wanna know how she
gets the contraband in?

821
00:49:39,841 --> 00:49:43,052
That's it.
Now leave me the fuck alone.

822
00:49:56,232 --> 00:49:58,234
Reminder, ladies,

823
00:49:58,401 --> 00:50:00,403
to wash your hands,
and do not share towels.

824
00:50:01,237 --> 00:50:03,781
Clean ladies are
healthy ladies.

825
00:50:08,745 --> 00:50:10,287
I know, right?
All right.

826
00:50:10,413 --> 00:50:12,039
Later.

827
00:50:23,843 --> 00:50:25,302
What's up, T?

828
00:50:30,057 --> 00:50:31,475
Yo, we gotta get some hot sauce

829
00:50:31,601 --> 00:50:32,976
in this bitch,
like you said, man.

830
00:50:33,102 --> 00:50:35,563
Tapatio, Texas Pete...
Shit, I don't even care.

831
00:50:36,856 --> 00:50:38,858
Yo, if that shit
don't come through soon,

832
00:50:38,982 --> 00:50:40,942
you gotta start
filibustin' the WAC.

833
00:50:41,068 --> 00:50:42,820
I heard back from the board.

834
00:50:45,489 --> 00:50:48,033
Yo, T, them motherfuckers don't know shit.
You know that.

835
00:50:48,117 --> 00:50:49,577
I'm getting out.

836
00:50:52,162 --> 00:50:53,372
Wait, you ain't playin'?

837
00:50:53,581 --> 00:50:54,582
No.

838
00:50:57,959 --> 00:50:59,378
Tays!

839
00:51:01,798 --> 00:51:03,215
Oh, my...

840
00:51:11,390 --> 00:51:13,392
Mail delivery will be delayed

841
00:51:13,517 --> 00:51:15,519
as letters are being
screened for anthrax.

842
00:51:16,270 --> 00:51:18,815
So, you have
experience in kitchens.

843
00:51:19,649 --> 00:51:21,358
Food preparation?

844
00:51:23,193 --> 00:51:24,986
Some experience. Yes.

845
00:51:25,987 --> 00:51:28,157
Maybe we can get
you a job in here.

846
00:51:28,282 --> 00:51:31,494
You know, Angie, our last cook,
she's no longer with us.

847
00:51:31,577 --> 00:51:32,994
She got out?

848
00:51:34,163 --> 00:51:36,373
Yeah, something like that.

849
00:51:39,502 --> 00:51:41,002
Romano?

850
00:51:45,466 --> 00:51:47,050
Reznikov.
Red.

851
00:51:47,677 --> 00:51:49,637
Show her the ropes tomorrow.

852
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:51,514
I look forward to it.

853
00:52:02,859 --> 00:52:05,486
Okay. Let me show
you around over here.

854
00:52:24,547 --> 00:52:25,840
Got a minute there, cowboy?

855
00:52:25,923 --> 00:52:27,048
Everything okay?

856
00:52:27,174 --> 00:52:31,052
Of course it is. We just gotta
have a little talk, you and me.

857
00:52:43,190 --> 00:52:44,567
Go ahead.

858
00:52:56,746 --> 00:52:57,914
You sick, too?

859
00:53:00,457 --> 00:53:01,584
Oh.

860
00:53:02,585 --> 00:53:04,461
Yeah, it got me a day late.

861
00:53:04,962 --> 00:53:06,129
Sorry.

862
00:53:11,928 --> 00:53:14,471
What, are you a vampire now?
Do you need an invitation?

863
00:53:16,807 --> 00:53:18,434
Not too close, though.
I'm contagious.

864
00:53:18,559 --> 00:53:20,352
I know.

865
00:53:25,608 --> 00:53:29,612
I'm plotting my revenge on that
redneck fucking Deliverance extra.

866
00:53:29,737 --> 00:53:31,280
If you want in.

867
00:53:31,530 --> 00:53:32,698
Maybe.

868
00:53:36,410 --> 00:53:38,996
You seem depressed.
Even for prison.

869
00:53:41,373 --> 00:53:43,542
You know, if you ever
wanna talk about it,

870
00:53:43,667 --> 00:53:45,878
that's what
the counselors are for.

871
00:53:53,052 --> 00:53:56,388
Personally, I went on sad
drugs when I got here,

872
00:53:56,472 --> 00:53:58,057
and they worked for a while,

873
00:53:58,139 --> 00:54:00,810
but now I just cheek 'em and
trade 'em for black eyeliner.

874
00:54:04,145 --> 00:54:06,315
They make me constipated.

875
00:54:06,565 --> 00:54:10,360
I would rather shit and cry than
strain and nap all the time.

876
00:54:13,322 --> 00:54:14,824
What's wrong?

877
00:54:15,741 --> 00:54:16,784
Really.

878
00:54:18,159 --> 00:54:20,161
He wrote an article about me.

879
00:54:20,287 --> 00:54:21,664
The fiance?
Mmm-hmm.

880
00:54:23,332 --> 00:54:25,126
"One Sentence,
Two Prisoners."

881
00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:26,335
Oh, it's a terrible title.

882
00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:27,586
I know.

883
00:54:27,753 --> 00:54:30,589
And I'm happy for him,
but he got...

884
00:54:31,465 --> 00:54:35,928
He got so much of it so wrong.

885
00:54:38,722 --> 00:54:40,975
I'm not somebody's girlfriend.

886
00:54:43,978 --> 00:54:47,773
I'm not some cool story at a
yuppie fucking cocktail party.

887
00:54:47,857 --> 00:54:50,693
"You did a year in the Peace Corps?
I did a year in prison."

888
00:54:51,276 --> 00:54:52,903
Fuck, no!

889
00:54:53,236 --> 00:54:55,322
Those things we did,
you and me,

890
00:54:55,447 --> 00:54:57,533
that wasn't adventure
or a romp.

891
00:55:04,665 --> 00:55:06,458
That was my life.

892
00:55:12,131 --> 00:55:13,590
You want me to kill him?

893
00:55:16,927 --> 00:55:19,763
I may be a sick lesbian
in a prison bunk,

894
00:55:19,889 --> 00:55:22,516
but I got a couple tricks up my sleeve.

895
00:55:24,601 --> 00:55:26,395
Ugh.

896
00:55:27,063 --> 00:55:29,439
I feel like I am
missing so much.

897
00:55:33,402 --> 00:55:34,611
Me, too.

898
00:55:55,091 --> 00:55:56,633
Why are you making that face?

899
00:56:04,141 --> 00:56:05,392
Shit.

900
00:56:16,277 --> 00:56:19,656
I brought you this.
In case you throw up.

901
00:56:20,323 --> 00:56:22,868
Keep it there
till you feel better.

902
00:56:22,993 --> 00:56:24,078
Thanks.

903
00:56:26,455 --> 00:56:28,249
She have the baby?
Yeah.

904
00:56:28,999 --> 00:56:30,459
11:53 p.m.

905
00:56:30,876 --> 00:56:33,879
Some blanca guesser
bitch won the Twix.

906
00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:44,347
How are you feeling?

907
00:56:45,474 --> 00:56:46,516
Fine.

908
00:56:47,726 --> 00:56:50,020
Everyone else seems
to be getting over it.

909
00:56:50,146 --> 00:56:52,481
I should be back
to normal soon.

910
00:56:53,482 --> 00:56:55,025
You ain't got what
everybody else has.

911
00:56:55,151 --> 00:56:56,359
How do you know?

912
00:56:56,485 --> 00:56:58,988
'Cause your tits
are popping out of your shirt.

913
00:56:59,071 --> 00:57:01,865
Same shit happened to me
every fuckin' time.

914
00:57:01,991 --> 00:57:03,242
Every time what?

915
00:57:05,035 --> 00:57:06,662
You'll feel better
in nine months.

916
00:57:19,175 --> 00:57:29,513
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